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  • Johnny Aka Joe Thumbnail

    Johnny Aka Joe

    18 Designs
  • Vince aka Carlo Thumbnail

    Vince aka Carlo

    20 Designs
  • Sam Aka Andrew Thumbnail

    Sam Aka Andrew

    23 Designs
  • Carmela Aka Carlo Thumbnail

    Carmela Aka Carlo

    14 Designs
  • Giuseppina Aka Joe Thumbnail

    Giuseppina Aka Joe

    6 Designs
  • Angela Aka Andrew Thumbnail

    Angela Aka Andrew

    8 Designs


  • They say I could only put 2 units! But f@ck the council, I putta 5 Thumbnail
  • I puta concrete everywhere! even inside! Thumbnail
  • Don't give me no directsh! I give'a directsh! Thumbnail
  • What'a you got to buy fish'a fish'a I catch fish'a off the peir! Thumbnail
  • I have'a rash'a here it's look like a schnitzel Thumbnail
  • When I was' born I drive home from the hospital Thumbnail
  • When I come to Australia I drive 'ere! Thumbnail
  • This vagisil is'a shampoo or conditioner? Thumbnail
  • I gotta special poison it'sa kill even the concrete Thumbnail
  • Open your ears...  You see the lights is'a green?! Thumbnail
  • My wife she'sa little bit elephante Thumbnail
  • I gott map in 'ere! Thumbnail
  • F@rk the GPS... I'ma the GPS! Thumbnail
  • F@rk the council... I'ma the council! Thumbnail
  • I was one time drive'a 3 kilometres in 3 kilometres! Thumbnail
  • Bring me one girla 'ere... I fix em up Thumbnail
  • Scusa me, you have'a the pino?... Pino Silvestre Thumbnail
  • Where'sa the hook for the salami? Thumbnail
  • This'a stupid f@rken house not even have'a lemon tree! Thumbnail
  • you know when I was'a you're age my daddy bash'a me up if I was'a sick Thumbnail
  • Ah that'a cheap'a priiiice! Thumbnail
  • The lax''a Lax'a, the one for make'a the toilet! Thumbnail
  • Look'a this'a one he drive like'a chiniss! Thumbnail
  • What do you think'a you drive'a the formula one?  Slow Down! Thumbnail
  • Make'a sure you gotta clean undies on! Thumbnail
  • The ham is on'a special...  quick bring'a the truck. Thumbnail
  • Alloo... Who is? Thumbnail
  • Move out?...  you only 36 years old Thumbnail
  • Ma why you not eat?! Thumbnail
  • Eat!!... You too skinny Bones Thumbnail
  • Why you go Restaurant'a...  I'ma restautant'a Thumbnail
  • Look'a Look'a this beitch Thumbnail
  • Allllooooo! Thumbnail
  • You come'a home late you think'a  this'a hotel Thumbnail
  • God please take'a me now! Thumbnail
  • Alright'a! Tarra! Thumbnail
  • Your'a father is'a sheeit Thumbnail
  • This'a no masterchief  this'a mastersheeit Thumbnail
  • You have'a discount for me? I only have'a 5 house i'ma very poor Thumbnail
  • Carlo   Lady   PNG 13 Thumbnail
  • No like'a this, fresh'a now fresh now now! Thumbnail
  • This is'a no for me This is'a pasta for de chinissi Thumbnail
  • If I pay for cash you can'a give'a lil bit disconta? Thumbnail
  • Put on your jacket it'sa cold cold outside! Thumbnail
  • No eat outside I cook'a food here! Thumbnail
  • When you'a gonna bring home a nice'a girl? Thumbnail
  • You stay home until your married! Thumbnail
  • If'a you come'a Home late I kill'a you! Thumbnail
  • Where you go like'a dis, you look'a lika'a  sluts! Thumbnail
  • Shoosh'a Shoosh'a, I watch'a the  bold & the beauty! Thumbnail
  • I can'a cook better than'a Gordon Ramsit! Thumbnail
  • No Step'a there, I just'a mop! Thumbnail
  • Be More Like An Ethnic Dad Thumbnail
  • If It Wasn't For Pino... Thumbnail
  • When I was your age..I was my age! Thumbnail
  • Somebody get the phone! Thumbnail
  • Ptou! you bastard! Thumbnail
  • You have a rocks inside Thumbnail
  • Someone make me coffee pliss! Thumbnail
  • Im'a the boss of this'a house! Thumbnail
  • We pay cash! Thumbnail
  • When I was your age..I was'a work 10 days in one week Thumbnail
  • Ma Look'a my fresh basil! Thumbnail
  • Who! No she no live here..F#&k off Thumbnail
  • This'a my house! Thumbnail
  • Look a how big is a my tomato’s! Thumbnail
  • Maria! Shut up'a! Thumbnail
  • Ahh you like a my salami ah! Ahh you like a my zucchini ah! Thumbnail
  • Are you dumb!... what are you dumb! Thumbnail
  • You smart like a shit! Thumbnail
  • If you no shut up! I kill you!!! Thumbnail
  • When I was your age my toys was a rocks Thumbnail
  • Put some close on you look like you work a massage parlour! Thumbnail
  • No spenda your money buy a house Thumbnail
  • Looke a looke a my cucumbers Thumbnail
  • It’s a good because I putta the chicken shit! Thumbnail
  • If you no like this house! Get out! Thumbnail
  • I’m a no Jehovah’s Witness! f#&k off! Thumbnail
  • I give a you life I take a you life! Thumbnail
  • When I was 2 years old I was like a 20! Thumbnail
  • When i come to this country I only have a one shooooooe Thumbnail
  • What a you have a shit in you're brains Thumbnail
  • Put a some clothes on you look a like a girl who work a prostitation! Thumbnail
  • I make you, I kill you! Thumbnail
  • You dumb like your mummy! Thumbnail
  • When I was your age..I eat skin of beetroot Thumbnail
  • When I come here I had'a one suitcase Thumbnail
  • Somebody get the phone! Thumbnail
  • Put some clothes on! you look lik'a  putanna Thumbnail
  • Ma! What'a they teach you at school! Shit Thumbnail
  • I pay'a the bill under this roof Thumbnail
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